Welcome to www.brokeballer.fricking-com.

It is Drew "Droopy" Anderson's fricking website.
It is about Droopy, his fricking poetry, and his fricking stand-in for a fricking "life".
It is undergoing some fricking improvements so you should keep fricking checking back to see them.
The most updated fricking part of this fricking website is the fricking journal.
It is called "From the Mixed-Up Files of Mr. Basil E. Fricking Brokeballer".
Okay, well, "fricking" isn't really in the title.
But maybe that's one of the fricking improvements we should make.
Because the word "fricking" fricking rocks.
Fricking right, eh, Delrica?
By the way, Delrica is this site's fricking webmistress.
She kicks fricking ass all over the place.
If you like this fricking site, you should check out some of her other stuff like www.4luvofpoetry.frickingcom.
And if you actually like Droopy's stuff, you can see more of his crusty mug and crustier fricking thoughts at www.illpoets.com.
Well, that's enough fricking jabberwocky for now.
Enjoy the fricking site.
It's time for me to make like a ball and get the frick out of here.

- Fricking Droopy